Day 18 — The person that you wish you could be

This is a difficult one, because there is no-one that I would swap places with. I know that sounds implausible to some people, but it’s true. I like being me.

…But if I had to choose one person, it would be.

Dear Justin Bieber,

You talentless little shitface.

You’re young. You’re good looking. You’re rich. You will never, ever suffer a pussy drought. If I had to choose ANYONE to be, it would be you.

Of course, the damage to your our my reputation when I took over would be fucking glorious. Expect to spend sometime in LA County Jail. Ha!

Lots of love,

Alan


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