This is a difficult one, because there is no-one that I would swap places with. I know that sounds implausible to some people, but it’s true. I like being me.
…But if I had to choose one person, it would be.
Dear Justin Bieber,
You talentless little shitface.
You’re young. You’re good looking. You’re rich. You will never, ever suffer a pussy drought. If I had to choose ANYONE to be, it would be you.
Of course, the damage to
your our my reputation when I took over would be fucking glorious. Expect to spend sometime in LA County Jail. Ha!
Lots of love,