Day 9 — Someone you wish you could meet

[I’m really struggling to think of someone that I wish I could meet. I don’t need anyone else in my life than I have right now, and I don’t suffer from hero worship of ‘celebrity’. There is no-one that I can think of that I would like to meet, other than Bill Hicks (and he’s dead so off limits). I guess I’m just not all that interested in people. That sounds bollocks, doesn’t it? I mean, what else is there to human existence other than other people? Isn’t that the reason we’re here? Gah!]

Dear Me-In-The-Future,

I hope you have made note of those lottery numbers I asked of you. Just a couple of wins, that’s all I ask. The £25m Euromillions draw will do just fine. Something to tide me over for a while.

Thanks heaps!

Did England ever win the World Cup?

Lots of love,


One thought on “Day 9 — Someone you wish you could meet

  1. Greetings, Me-In-The-Present,

    Thank you for your little note. If I remember rightly, you should have a slight hangover this morning on account of too much rum last night. Did I get my dates right? Don’t worry, today isn’t going to be anything significant, don’t get all het up and worried about stuff.

    I’ve considered your request, and no. I’m not going to give you the lottery numbers. £25m would be enough money for you to go and do something self-destructive, and I don’t want any part in it. Besides, the ramifications for the space-time continuum would be severe, to say the least.

    As for that England thing, el-oh-el. Not in your life time, matey.

    With respect,




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