Offside rule for girls

Imagine u r in Primark, queueing in single file, the girl in front of u doesnt have her purse, to ur dismay u then realise u dont have urs. A solution is that ur friend towards the back of the queue is offering to throw her purse to u, u cant queue jump until the purse has been thrown to u, once the purse has been thrown u can quickly dodge the lass infront then confront the girl on the desk. Thats right girls, OFFSIDE RULE IN A LANGUAGE U UNDERSTAND, NOW DONT INTERRUPT ME FOR THE NEXT 4 WEEKS ASKING STUPID FUCKING QUESTIONS!


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