I posted this originally, on 2nd August 2009. Nearly a year on and the only thing that has changed is my age. I am fat and unhealthy. There, I said it. A bit like the “I am an alcoholic” thing, but with less stigma attached. I’ve joined the fat bastard demographic. It’s like this: I’m … More Fat Bastard Part Deux
Capello needs to go. That is the typical ham-fisted auto-response to any major disapointment. Blame the manager and send him packing. But then, is it not appropriate on this occasion to lay the blame firmly at the Italians feet? COnsider a blind faith in the skills of Emile Heskey. Consider bringing on the big man … More The morning after the match before
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Try as I might, I can’t see England take this. I can’t see them getting passed the Germans. There is so much riding on this though, 44 years of hurt, and all that. We also have the trauma of ’90 and ’96 penalty shootout losses to Germany to put to rest. The last three England … More Something about a football match, or “can we dare to hope for an England victory?”
UK Prime Minister David Cameron is to hold face-to-face talks with US President Barack Obama, with the BP oil spill, Afghanistan and the global economy set to dominate. This is fucking embarrassing. We’re sending this tool over to meet the most powerful man in the world. The guy looks fucking retarded. What will America think … More Cameron to meet Obama
I want to talk about immigration and how I feel about it. I said at lunch today, in response to an article in the Daily Mail that said immigration would be reduced by the new coalition government, that we should “send all the fuckers home”. Which lead to cries of “racist” by my colleagues. It’s … More Immigration
Names are a difficult thing to get right. How do I represent myself without being too obvious or too obscure (or offensive :: peoplearewankers.com and peopleareassholes.com were taken)? How do I sum up me in the space given only by a domain name. What is my shining, obvious, (and utterly awesome) trait? People often do … More On finding something else that suits me better
This blog has been called many things: Devious Tyrant, Deviant Discourse, Mushroom Festival in Hell, Azhblog, AzH-Online, Mister Sarcastic and now Geek, Reluctant. There may even be a few that I have missed out, such is the chequered naming history of this blog over the last five years. Whenever I find something that sounds “cool” … More Naming shame
There is another restructure at work, which means there will be an increase in second line manager roles. Several people – sane people – will be going for these roles. This has happened before. Restructure, more jobs, and within a year of this, things changed again, the realisation was that too many chiefs and not … More How quickly we forget
The Wimbledon Death Match last night which finished 60 games each and continues today, put into perspective the complete lack of effort we’re getting from the England side of spoilt multi-millionaires we’ve sent out to South Africa to represent national pride and all things English. Here are two guys, minnows both in the rankings of … More Tennis, football, wow, sports!!
