Hey! Wa-hoo! It’s Valetines! The corporations say I can love someone today.
I’ve been talking to this girl!! And everything she says is punctuated with exclamation marks!! I almost fear to speak to her directly because it might be a little bit too intense!! I mean, how can someone be this excited!! It’s just not natural!! Yes, usually she uses two!! Not just one!! It’s terrifying!!
I got a letter on Saturday morning from the Police regarding my application to join. I stared at the envelope. I knew what it was, it was a request for me to come to the next stage of the recruitment process, the fitness and medical. “Well that’s me fucked”, I thought to myself as a … More Well wasn’t that a kick up the arse?
Ever been a regular on a forum and have come across an example of profound stupidity? Ever subscribed to a thread that left you stunned by the ineptitude of the participants? Ever witnessed the destruction of a noob by seasoned forum trolls? Ever been rendered speechless by a display of perfect inanity? If you have … More “Where there’s forums there’s retards.”
I just got home and I had something I wanted to rant about. But frustratingly I have now gone and forgotten what it was. I mean, the specifics have vanished. Wow really grinds my gears. I’m still pissed off about something, but I don’t know what! So now I have the feeling of being annoyed … More Frustrating as fruck