When it is a bank holiday and we get an extra day off it takes me a day to realise that we don’t have to suffer the usual five working days that week but instead have to serve only four. It takes a day to get used to this fact and by that point it … More Monday morning, but it isn’t.
Two days of doing fuck all is the best possible start to a week at work. I have spent yesterday and today avoiding work, passing it off to others, delaying, taking call backs and generally being lazy. It’s been nice to know that I have been paid to turn up for a couple of days … More Woo-hoo!!
It has been a week since my last entry so now is a good time to put something up here to (remind me in future) let you know what has been going on. Last week was exhausting. I’ve been getting up to my old tricks again. Smoking too much, staying up too late, sleeping too … More Good Morning Monday
My peaceful neighbourhood has been disturbed by the stupid fucking chavs over the road. They moved in a couple of weeks ago and have been spoiling my peace and quiet with their shitty music and laddish behaviour. First it was racing up and down the street in a battered Ford Sierra with shitty house music, … More Chav Street
I’m so sick of arming the world and then sending troops over to destroy the fucking arms, you know what I mean? We keep arming these little countries, then we go and blow the shit out of ’em. We’re like the bullies of the world, you know. We’re like Jack Palance in the movie Shane, … More Bill Hicks
Possibly the best on record, for everyone in the whole world. Yes, my weekend was that good. Friday. Jenny stayed over on Thursday night and we started Friday by heading into town to run a few errands. I had an opticianâ€™s appointment and I’m currently wearing these continuous wear contact lenses. So far so good. … More The weekend
So last week was pretty much a waste. But not really. I dunno, I haven’t decided. The week seemed to be stupidly short; I was working Tuesday and Wednesday, so only two days. Managed to waste the two days and didn’t really get much done at work. I’m disenchanted with the company though, I mean, … More Friday Night
Working month day one and any sense of urgency about the team is sadly lacking. It is always this way. We work harder and harder and faster and faster as the end of the month approaches. Doing what we can to secure that final account to add to our tally and increase our bonus. Such … More May