Two days of doing fuck all is the best possible start to a week at work. I have spent yesterday and today avoiding work, passing it off to others, delaying, taking call backs and generally being lazy. It’s been nice to know that I have been paid to turn up for a couple of days … More Woo-hoo!!

Chav Street

My peaceful neighbourhood has been disturbed by the stupid fucking chavs over the road. They moved in a couple of weeks ago and have been spoiling my peace and quiet with their shitty music and laddish behaviour. First it was racing up and down the street in a battered Ford Sierra with shitty house music, … More Chav Street

Bill Hicks

I’m so sick of arming the world and then sending troops over to destroy the fucking arms, you know what I mean? We keep arming these little countries, then we go and blow the shit out of ’em. We’re like the bullies of the world, you know. We’re like Jack Palance in the movie Shane, … More Bill Hicks

The weekend

Possibly the best on record, for everyone in the whole world. Yes, my weekend was that good. Friday. Jenny stayed over on Thursday night and we started Friday by heading into town to run a few errands. I had an optician’s appointment and I’m currently wearing these continuous wear contact lenses. So far so good. … More The weekend

Friday Night

So last week was pretty much a waste. But not really. I dunno, I haven’t decided. The week seemed to be stupidly short; I was working Tuesday and Wednesday, so only two days. Managed to waste the two days and didn’t really get much done at work. I’m disenchanted with the company though, I mean, … More Friday Night


Working month day one and any sense of urgency about the team is sadly lacking. It is always this way. We work harder and harder and faster and faster as the end of the month approaches. Doing what we can to secure that final account to add to our tally and increase our bonus. Such … More May