Bored. . .

I’m sat here at work and I have done nothing work related in the last hour. Actually, I have done one thing. Someone called through to ask a stupid question. I replied with a stupid answer as one would expect of me. My apathy for work is becoming terminal. I think many of my colleagues … More Bored. . .

” Boycott Egypt”

Here’s an interesting article posted by the Sandmonkey regarding the publication of the infamous Mohammed cartoons last year in Egypt. It’s ok for fellow Muslims to insult the Prophet, but not for Westerners? What a crock!


Feeling pretty shitty right now. I have a bitch of a cold coming on, just like half of the people I work with. Due to the change the bastards made with the sickness policy I think we’ll have an epidemic on our hands. In their infinite wisdom, the company I work for has decided it … More Ugh!

Fan mail

I got my first fan mail today: From: Louise Website: Message: Hit your website my mistake so glad i did tho i shouted at my mam for making me get up and go and look again and we think that you are funny as fuck. I love you too. xx

New Company Policy

Dress Code. It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so … More New Company Policy