Month End

January is finally over, and what a month it has been. I have spent some time today looking back on the events of this month and marvelling at how I went from being at possibly the lowest ebb to being back on top of my game in the space of 30 days. If someone had … More Month End


I’m covered in the stuff and I don’t think I’m going to be able to shift it. When I say covered, I mean, it’s all over the place. On my face, in my hair, in my ears, my eyes. It’s on my hands, my arms, my legs, I’ve got glitter on my fucking nuts. I … More Glitter

Busy Day

Heading out in a short while. I have loads of crap to cover today. I have to go into town and pick up my trousers for tonight. I had to get them taken down slightly as they are too short. One of the disadvantages of being 6′ 6″ tall. I need to buy a shirt, … More Busy Day

faggotty ass faggot

I have this plugin installed here called counterize. It tells me how many hits I have had, how many from unique IP addresses, the actual IP address and the referring page. I check it frequently to see who has been visiting and from where they came. This one made me chuckle. I guess whoever it … More faggotty ass faggot


Not content with a trip to Miami in *counts* 44 days, I’ve also been invited to partake in a minor away mission to Australia in September. Three weeks of sun, sand, surf, and swealtering heat, in great company. Is there any reason to say no? Other than the cost – £1600-ish. This requires careful consideration. … More Australia?


I was just typing some fucking bullshit about waking up at 7:30 this morning and going back to sleep and boring, boring, boring. Shit, I am so fucking bored. It’s 01:34 on a Sunday morning and I have had one of the most boring fucking days ever. When I did eventually drag my fat stinking … More Boredom

Hot Date

I have not had as much fun as I had last night in the company of a very special lady for as long as I can remember. Good food, good conversation, lots (perhaps too much) vodka, more vodka, a bit of a boogie. Fun times. Nothing can spoil my mood today. Nothing.